Wesley the comedian

8/31/2016

My brother Wesley is 5. He has a knack for saying funny things. Here are a few of his quotes.

"Daddy, we should put up our Christmas decorations, so that when people come for small group they will say, "Look! Baby Jesus was born in the manger in their yard!"

Wesley: (to mommy) "How did you ever get your name?"
Mommy: "Grandma and Papa named me."
Wesley: "Oh. I thought buttercup named you."
Mommy: "Is buttercup your nickname for grandma?"
Wesley: "Yeah. Buttercup, Buttercup, baker's man."

Me: "Wesley, it's time to get up!"
Wesley: "Not a chance, Katie - not a chance!"

"Pigeons aren't mammals - they're reptiles!"

2 Comments

Hanna R. link

9/1/2016 10:33:10 am

Those are hilarious! I'm writing down all the things my younger siblings say. :)

Savannah Perran link

9/2/2016 08:51:45 am

Loved this post! He sounds like a really fun sibling :D.
(also, I commented back to you on the post before this - sorry it took so long, I thought I already had :D)

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