Q: What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A: A hole. Q: What has a fork and a mouth, but never eats food? A: A river. Q: Which month has 28 days? A: All 12 of them. Q: What did one math teacher say to another? A: I've got a problem. Q: What's the noblest item ever made from a piece of wood? A: A ruler. |
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel. Q: What do you call a mischievous musician? A: A treble maker. Q: What has two banks and no money? A: A river. Q: What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk? A: A mouse on vacation. |
Q: How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?
A: Unique up on it. Q: Where do hot dogs dance? A: At meatballs. Q: What word contains three 'e's but only one letter? A: "Envelope." Q: Who shaves a dozen times a day? A: A barber. Q: What do history teachers talk about when they get together? A: The good old days. |
Q: What is the world's tallest building?
A: The library, because it has the most stories. -Daddy Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7,8,9. -G'ma Abels |
Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc -Spencer Knock, Knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Do I Noah? -K. Long |