Q: What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A: A hole.


Q: What has a fork and a mouth, but never eats food?
A: A river.


Q: Which month has 28 days?
A: All 12 of them.


Q: What did one math teacher say to another?
A: I've got a problem.


Q: What's the noblest item ever made from a piece of wood?
A: A ruler.

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.


Q: What do you call a mischievous musician? 
A: A treble maker.


Q: What has two banks and no money? 
A: A river.



Q: What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse on vacation.

Q: How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: Where do hot dogs dance?
A: At meatballs.


Q: What word contains three 'e's but only one letter?
A: "Envelope."


Q: Who shaves a dozen times a day? 
A: A barber.


Q: What do history teachers talk about when they get together?
A: The good old days.

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Submitted  Jokes

Q: What is the world's tallest building?
A: The library, because it has the most stories.
-Daddy


Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7,8,9.
-G'ma Abels

Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc
-Spencer


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Do I Noah?

-K. Long