Q: What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A: A hole.
Q: What has a fork and a mouth, but never eats food?
A: A river.
Q: Which month has 28 days?
A: All 12 of them.
Q: What did one math teacher say to another?
A: I've got a problem.
Q: What's the noblest item ever made from a piece of wood?
A: A ruler.
Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q: What do you call a mischievous musician?
A: A treble maker.
Q: What has two banks and no money?
A: A river.
Q: What is gray, has four legs, and a trunk?
A: A mouse on vacation.
Q: How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: Where do hot dogs dance?
A: At meatballs.
Q: What word contains three 'e's but only one letter?
Q: Who shaves a dozen times a day?
A: A barber.
Q: What do history teachers talk about when they get together?
A: The good old days.
Q: What is the world's tallest building?
A: The library, because it has the most stories.
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7,8,9.
Q: How many seconds are there in a year?
A: Twelve - January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc
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"My prayer is that when I die, all of hell rejoices that I am out of the fight."
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